WILL ADAM LAMBERT HAVE A SECRET IN HIS TROUSERS?

Men no longer have to be dancers or bike riders to wear tights. Selfridge’s in London is introducing a line of fashion tights specifically for men. They cost around a hundred dollars and are being marketed as ideal for wearing under suits on cold days and for fashion reasons as well. They’re available in white, black, military green, and tribal prints. (We’re thinking Adam Lambert would love the black ones.) Each pair comes with instructions on how to put them on properly. Selfridge’s predicts many of their male customers will have “a secret in their trousers.” Who will be the first celebrity to wear these?

17 Comments so far

1. By cal
   On September 23, 2009 at

   This is just all sorts of WRONG – no self-respecting heterosexual male i know would wear these, thermals yes, but not these.

2. By captain america
   On September 23, 2009 at

   yep, a very VERY small one.
   OR HE IS A LICKER, folks?

3. By Reta
   On September 23, 2009 at

   A hundred bucks is absolutely retarded to spend on a pair of what is actually pantyhose. For men or not, anyone who buys these has a whole bag of screws loose. I can’t believe people can be SO STUPID!

   IF THEY CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR MONEY, GIVE IT TO CHARITY!!

4. By Bettye Bluejay
   On September 24, 2009 at

   Now,there’s a good reason not to ban Captain America!

5. By Etienne
   On September 24, 2009 at

   You just know Tom Cruise is already setting up a secret slush fund to buy a whole mess of these ugly things. lol

6. By Etienne
   On September 24, 2009 at

   Hell, even I don’t dislike Janet THAT much! LOL!

7. By Beanie
   On September 24, 2009 at

   shadra, what’s the prob. Adam is a FAGGOT and proud of it, he said so himself. U must be a faggot/faggot lover.

8. By Etienne
   On September 24, 2009 at

   Interesting how a post by someone slamming Janet and calling her a very ugly name was removed (no, it wasn’t mine – lol) and yet a post calling Adam Lambert a “faggot” was not.

9. By Bella
   On September 24, 2009 at

   As Cosmo Kramer once said on “Seinfeld”……They need room to breathe.

10. By Reta
    On September 24, 2009 at

    “Captain America” (Gerard Vandenberg) calls EVERYONE FAGGOT on this site and Janet allows him to do it, so don’t let THAT surprise you. He seems to think (if you can CALL it that) that any and all men that are posted about on this site are gay…hence “faggots” in his lovely vernacular. I’d gladly feed him a bullet if I could, he’s also racist and misogynistic which shouldn’t surprise you much.

11. By MB
    On September 25, 2009 at

    I really could see Madame Lambert prancing around town in a pair of these. In this day and age where it seems like most guys are gay, Adam Lambert is the most gay man I have ever, ever seen in my life. Almost all the gay guys I know can’t stand Madame, he’s WAY too much.

12. By anonymous
    On September 25, 2009 at

    WHY WOULD JANET EVEN MENTION ADAM? OH THAT’S RIGHT, ALL GAY GUYS WANT TO WEAR PANTY HOSE. DO ALL BLACK PEOPLE STEAL TOO JANET? ARE ALL ASIANS BAD DRIVERS? I FIND THAT HOMOPHOBIC.
    WHO KNOWS, MAYBE BRAD PITTS WANTS A PAIR?! OR GEORGE CLOONEY? NO WONDER YOUR HAIRS GREEN JANET, NO GAY WILL FIX IT FOR YOU. YOU DID GET THE MEMO ABOUT THE EIGHTIES BEING OVER RIGHT?

13. By Tilly
    On September 26, 2009 at

    To anonymous right above me, why would it bother YOU that she used Madame’s name? He is one of THE gayest guys to come down the pike in many many a moon, I’m sure he’d love to sashay around town in a pair of these. Are you one of those obsessive middle aged delusional fans of the creep named Madame, too? Are YOU the one who has the magic vag that’s going to turn him around and turn him straight? I think it’s hilarious that most, if not all of his fans are 45 or older and FEMALE. Go to the American Idol forums, the Madame Lamebert thread with the most posts and most views is called “Grannies for Glambert”. Oh, that’s sweet, sweet, sweet victory. He’s like the new Liberace for the senior set.

14. By anonymous
    On September 27, 2009 at

    tilly-fyi, I’m not a grandma nor a fan of adam lamberts.

15. By shadra
    On September 28, 2009 at

    Hey Janet, ask them to make YOU a pair that will mask the smell of your nasty dried up crusty cunt…

    and all you hetero pedestrians can suck my big gay cock. I’m special and you all are common : )

16. By Frodo
    On September 28, 2009 at

    Hey, Shadra, perhaps if you scrape off all the dried up shit and ass juice off your cock, maybe my dog will suck it. He doesn’t have any standards, he’s a fucking dog.

17. By anonymous
    On September 29, 2009 at

    hey frado…remember that when you’re traying to bang some chick in the ass (we know that’s all guys favorite)… that is if you could get a woman. I’m guessing your dog is more than just a companion. woof.
    Shadra’s right, common but forgot uneducated and ignorant.

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