WILL THE REAL DOLLY PARTON PLEASE STAND UP?

If you know what’s good for you, you’ll show up for the art opening called Dollypop tonight at the WOW storefront gallery at 6650 Hollywood Blvd. The show is dedicated to all the manifestations of our beloved icon Dolly Parton and this happens to also be the same week that Dolly’s musical “9 to 5″ opened at the Ahmanson theater. The wacky art show includes Dolly art of all kinds -including a portrait made totally of chewed bubblegum. Look for art by Norman Korpi and Bubbles the artist. Pink champagne is on the house. We heard a rumor that the REAL Dolly might show up (she’s in town) but will we recognize her among all those impersonators?

6 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On September 13, 2008 at

   Janet what kind of deal did you get for promoting this gig? I’m looking into this whole celebrity blogging thing as a career.

2. By Franklin M Hart Jr.
   On September 13, 2008 at

   I already put in a bid for the painting of Dolly with a hot house cucumber in her massive cleavage.

3. By Anonymous
   On September 13, 2008 at

   this is an obvious plug and not the first time janet has promoted these so called artists. stick with the gossip , we don’t visit this site for blatant advertising. it is like being forced to watch commercials before a movie.

4. By jasper
   On September 13, 2008 at

   Dolly is a lesbian, being coy about it when asked about it. Everyone knows she has had a long distance spousal relationship with Carl Dean for 40 years. She travels with her childhood girlfriend (Judy) and they sleep in the same bed many times, (she said this herself). Whatever, she is a living legend who pulled herself up out of poverty and made a name for herself. Her back must really hurt, carrying those two around on her tiny frame.

5. By gerard Vandenberg
   On September 13, 2008 at

   And these ENORMOUS TITS don’t require any discussion!!

6. By gerard Vandenberg
   On September 14, 2008 at

   WHAT’S WRONG WITH BEING A LESBIAN?
   (be sure: it’s no FAGGOT we’re talking about!!)

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