Bad news for billionaire John Paul DeJoria. His daughter Alexis is MARRYING Sandra Bullock’s two timing ex husband Jesse James this month! DeJoria’s businesses include Paul Mitchell Hair Care, Patron Spirits, House Of Blues, and assorted speedboat and Harley Davidson dealerships. His 35 year old daughter is a race car driver, one of the few women working her way up the ranks. Serial cheater Jesse, 43, and Alexis have only been dating around six months, but he can’t wait to tie the knot for the fourth time! Could it be Alexis and her father don’t read the tabloids and have no idea what she’s getting into? It’s all a mystery.
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Well at least she has a life and is not a 21 year old ingénue.
I give it 6 months. Jesse will come out of this one with lot’s of cash. What is this guys appeal?
well, he wants to be sure there will be a “Pusher” availible for his wheelchair at his home?
I don’t understand this at all. Alexis is a funny car driver in the NHRA and she is good. I just can’t believe that she’s crazy enough to have anything to do with this two timing creep. Hopefully she’ll wake up in time before she actually marries this loser.
Lexy like Sandy is no virgin and Jesse may have learned his lesson.
Hello!! A billonaires daughter, yeah he need’s to marry this one quickly before she get’s smart. She likes driving cars fast & he likes fast motorcycles. He is a cheater but not stupid. He can relax & do notging all day everyday. What a upgrade from sandy.
Well all sluts cant be born with brains I guess
Can you imagine the diseases he must have?
I’m sure Daddy will make sure that he signs a pre-up that’s about a foot thick.
pre-nup
what ?
no comments about him being WHITE ? or anal fluids @strom,
what’s wrong @strom , fallen in love ?
god, you’re a weak ass hypocrite
Poor Alex…always ready to criticize a poster and hide behind a changing moniker!
he’s criticising the stupid things you post, you know: the HERPES MORGAN FREEM KIM KANYE ISLAND stuff,
jesus @Strom show an inkling of self awareness once in a while will ya ? just to keep us guessing.
What a rotten excuse of a man! Lying, cheating, sneaking, dishonest, filthy, immoral has-been. She’s an idiot for believing his lies. Bet he’s re-cobbling his “poor-me-i’m-a-victim” BS especially for her. Uglier than sin, I might add. He’s one nasty goat.
He makes dog poop seem clean.
Jesse James is my hero! I wanna be just like him. I changed my name to Hugh Janus to honor Jesse James’s life.
Thank you, Hugh Janus! You’ve been there for me through thick and thin and everything in-between. I love you, Hugh Janus, you’re everything I ever hoped to be. When my life is over, I will be honored to have “He was a lover of Hugh Janus” inscribed on my headstone.
Hey, wait a minute there, Jesse! Hugh Janus doesn’t have the only game in town! I’ve been there for you through every twist and turn. When you wanted to go back for more, I was there, right in front of you. When you called, “Ty Tanus, where are you? I need you right now, I came instantly. Is there some room on your headstone for me?
ROFLMAO… Ty Tanus, love it. He he he
Everyone I’m sorry I am having one of my bouts with trying to understand what a nasty, sad, unhappy, self-loathing, pathetic person I am. I can’t help myself. I didn’t get enough love in childhood and now I blame everyone who has rejected me or I am afraid of: women, gays, lesbians, people of color. I am weak and really just unhappy with myself. Forgive me. I’m a LOSER!
Strom, I understand how you feel, butt I found a way to change all that! I would like to introduce you to Hugh Janus. Hugh Janus has always been right there in front of me; a beacon, leading the way.
Strom,
I would be remiss if I forgot to mention Ty Tanus. Ty Tanus really smooths things over when I’m in a tight situation. Ty Tanus opened up a new way of life for me. I’ve been in more than a few pickles, and Ty Tanus always comes for me. We need to arrange a meeting with you.
Ya’ll are sick!
Poor little imposter is really getting its multiple personalities jollies….it just thinks it is so funny.
Soon the Pied Piper will be leading it back the GAY call center!
Strom,
I’ll be at Club Giant Pickle tonight. Look for me and my buddy Hugh Janus.
Call Barry Weiss
Oh goodie! You AND Barry! We’ll make it a foursome! Hugh Janus has been busy plugging away, butt he’ll be there for sure!