WOULD YOU BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THIS OUTFIT?

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Will somebody PLEASE give Aretha Franklin’s designer the HOOK! Standing up or sitting down, this horrendous excuse for a dress is an embarrassment for a legendary singer. Is this woman so powerful that nobody close to her has the nerve to tell her she looks dreadful? Surely this is the ULTIMATE “What Was She Thinking?”

Posted by Janet on August 31, 2006

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  1. By Scottina
    On August 31, 2006 at

    The woman is clearly delusional. Not that she ever had any taste anyway. She can’t really sing anymore either. Just retire. At least Linda Ronstadt still sounds good and doesn’t show off her fat body.

  2. By Bill Clinton
    On August 31, 2006 at

    I’d giver her a pearl necklace!

  3. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    That’s just nasty!

  4. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    Oh my. Who let her out of the house looking like that?

  5. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    You think with all the money she has she’s get a boob reduction.

  6. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    Sad

  7. By Nessa
    On August 31, 2006 at

    GAG

  8. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    I think this pic is hysterical. Gross…

  9. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    Leave her alone. She’s fat because she has diabetes.

  10. By Richard, L.A.
    On August 31, 2006 at

    Mammary couture gone amok!
    Aretha “boobed” big time with this low cut disaster…

  11. By MN
    On August 31, 2006 at

    Richard L.A. You are probably some old bitter queen who wishes he could have breasts. My guess is you always wanted to write the captions for one of the rags, like Star, but they wouldn’t hire you.

  12. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    “She’s fat because she has diabetes”
    That doesn’t explain the dress.
    She has the money to hire someone to help her look good. No excuse for this.

  13. By Scottina
    On August 31, 2006 at

    Quit making excuses for the deluded fat cow, she’s been appearing like this in public for two decades now!

  14. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    “Leave her alone. She’s fat because she has diabetes.”
    Doesn’t that mean she should avoid sugar. Id can be controlled through diet – or um, maybe not.
    It’s true, black doesn’t crack, there are no stretch marks on those things.

  15. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    I feel sad for Aretha.

  16. By Scottina
    On August 31, 2006 at

    I don’t. She’s a rich old bitch who obviously doesn’t care about herself or her fans or she’d get mammary reduction. Quit making excuses for her. She’s always been batty anyway and she’s an obnoxious drunk at parties. Just ask Clive Davis whom she has embarrassed at numerous industry events. Cher at least looks good and has kept more covered up as she’s aged.

  17. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    This has got to be fake.

  18. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    um….

  19. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    “She’s fat because she has diabetes.”
    Hello??
    More acccurately, she has diabetes because she is fat!

  20. By Ishouldntbedoingthis
    On August 31, 2006 at

    Um . . . this is terrible.

  21. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    Nicole Richie in 5 years

  22. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    My Aunt said “Her boobs look like someone’s ass”.

  23. By RJ Southern
    On August 31, 2006 at

    Did she not look in a mirror before she left the house? That’s just gross and disgusting, and I don’t care how batty she is, even SHE should have known better than this!

  24. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, damn right

  25. By Anonymous
    On August 31, 2006 at

    Mooooooooooooooooooo!

  26. By Dianne
    On September 1, 2006 at

    I have diabetes too, and my tits do not look like that! I went and had a boob reduction. Aretha has been out of control for a long time. She is a hero in her own mind.
    She needs to hire someone to help dress her

  27. By Anonymous
    On September 1, 2006 at

    Not only a stylist, by how about a dietitian and a breast reduction.
    What kind of a mirror does this woman have?

  28. By Anonymous
    On September 1, 2006 at

    She is still the Queen, but someone should tell her she has no clothes on !

  29. By Scottina
    On September 1, 2006 at

    Children of clergymen are often fucked-up. Look at Grace Jones!

  30. By Anonymous
    On September 1, 2006 at

    put some clothes on. make me gag!!!

  31. By Anonymous
    On September 1, 2006 at

    that has to be the most disgusting thing i have ever seen..this a bunch of bullshit…..her problem is being aretha…to much money…good god…doesn’t anynone look in a fucking mirror anymore? i am glad i live in a small town!

  32. By Anonymous
    On September 1, 2006 at

    that has to be the most disgusting thing i have ever seen..this a bunch of bullshit…..her problem is being aretha…to much money…good god…doesn’t anynone look in a fucking mirror anymore? i am glad i live in a small town!

  33. By Chelsea
    On September 1, 2006 at

    Bill Clinton…Thats too funny!

  34. By Arethas sore back
    On September 1, 2006 at

    You need a BREAST REDUCTION!!

  35. By Anonymous
    On September 1, 2006 at

    Fat and out of her mind if she thinks her former status as Queen of Soul means she is above good taste. Just because it’s hip to be over the top doesn’t mean it’s kuul to be a fat cow. Ms. Franklin needs her meds adjusted and to be put on a diet like her sista, Oprah. There’s not excuse for a public figure to be a disgusting sow.

  36. By Anonymous
    On September 2, 2006 at

    4 Words:
    WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

  37. By Mimi
    On September 2, 2006 at

    True, someone should have had enough nerve to tell her that she shouldn’t leave the house looking like that. And if she really had a friend out there in La-La Land, they would have pulled her aside and give her a shawl so that she could salvage her dignity. Then again, maybe she doesn’t give a shit and dresses like she wants.

  38. By Anonymous
    On September 2, 2006 at

    PS I heard that she really has a thing for Clinton.

  39. By mariam
    On September 6, 2006 at

    It’s sad.Aretha’s not that old that she should be that heavy.
    She was a cute little girl in her time.
    she doesn’t have to be an anorexic maniac but she could go back to being just a little chunky.
    that’s all.

  40. By Honeysmiles
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I really don’t believe this picture is authentic. I mean look at it. It looks fake and was made to get reactions like the ones you all are giving. Ms franklin has been in the public eye for decades and I think she knows what is acceptable to wear and what is not. Like I said this is picture has got to be a fake. How do you guys think The Enquirer gets paid? From all those fake stories and fake pictures that look so real that we end up finding out wasn’t even true. You can’t believe everything you see. Haven’t we all learned that at some point in our lives? Anyway Ms Franklin is a music legend just like, Ray Charles, Smokie Robinson, Tina Turner, and other great musicians. She should be respected as such. Its sad to see just how bad one picture can make people talk about someone. Remember, there are two sides to every story. Especially in gossip outlets such as this. Take care and be blessed.

  41. By Scottina
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Honeysmiles, wake up and smell the AfroSheen! She’s appeared on national t.v. in gowns that are just as revealing as this. You’re delusional.

  42. By Sister MaryJane Rottencrotch
    On September 7, 2006 at

    What’s really scary, isn’t just the excessive cleavage, but the skinniness of those straps holding up those jugs! Obviously she’s not wearing a foundation garment, can you imagine if one of those straps up-and-busts in public? She’ll poke someone’s eye out with those things!
    I betcha she’s got cuts in her shoulders where the straps are digging in from the sheer weight of those funbags.

  43. By Anonymous
    On September 8, 2006 at

    thanks janet. I just threw up a little and had to swallow it back in.

  44. By Anonymous
    On September 14, 2006 at

    She looks like I feel after Thanksgiving dinner while wearing a slip from the juniors’ department.
    Girl, you’re a legend- don’t debase yourself like that!

  45. By Anonymous
    On September 22, 2006 at

    I’m at a loss for words.
    I think the pictured is “doctored”.

  46. By Anonymous
    On October 3, 2006 at

    I think we have finally found Jimmy Hoffa’s burial ground – just lift up the left one and…

  47. By Anonymous
    On December 13, 2006 at

    I think they are beautiful. I love full figured women and I don’t see anything wrong with this picture and in fact I would love to snuggle with either one of them. Are there any big breast men out there? If so stand up.

  48. By Maxx
    On December 13, 2006 at

    I think they are beautiful. I love full figured women and I don’t see anything wrong with this picture and in fact I would love to snuggle with either one of them. Are there any big breast men out there? If so stand up.

  49. By S.D
    On January 29, 2007 at

    This picture has been alter it is fake.Ms.Franklin will always be Queen of Soul to the person who stated she is no longer.How do you know she’s a drunk and what are you? Look in the mirror before you make judgements on someone.Clive Davis has made mega bucks because of Ms. Franklin talent so he has no feeling one way are another.We believe everything negative about people we dont know who are we to judge anyone.Use common sense this picture is fake. Ms.Franklin is a large woman and she does need to lose weight for health reasons.She will always be an Icon to the black community, regardless what your feels are.She has a gift most people will never know her voice.You may not like her voice are who you think she is but she has talent most artist wish they had.

  50. By Anonymous
    On February 2, 2007 at

    That’s just more than anybody needs to see. Hell, with those things your could slap ‘em & ride the wave

  51. By nluvr2@hotmail.com
    On February 23, 2007 at

    a black woman with no class is called a “nigger”

  52. By kaleb
    On March 7, 2012 at

    That’s a shame. She destroys all she built up.
    But some motherfucking gay designers (so are the most)surely tempted her to wear this.
    But she cannot be so stoned or pissed that the do not feel this bareness. Shame, mom!

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