YOU’D NEVER GUESS JESSICA SIMPSON WAS THE HEAD OF A BILLION DOLLAR FASHION CONGLOMERATE

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We never thought we’d encounter a plaid we didn’t like, but – here it is. Jessica Simpson left a business meeting in a New York office building dressed like THIS. (Doesn’t she look around at other women on the street?) Her skirt is WAY too short, and paired with 7 inch heels, looks tired. And absurdly impractical. Just because you have great legs doesn’t mean you have to show them all the time! Jessica’s shapeless and boxy top doesn’t give us any confidence in her design talent, either. Everyone makes mistakes…


Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Posted by Janet on September 24, 2014

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  1. By EfromTN
    On September 24, 2014 at

    Damn she looks good! As for showing her legs – Kim Trashassian shows her big ass and boobs ALL the time. Jess at least looks good doing it.

  2. By Becca
    On September 24, 2014 at

    She isn’t the head of a billion dollar fashion conglomerate.
    She’s a hired hand, that’s been given a title at the company by its real owners & she get an annual fee for licensing her name. Probably one or two per cent of profits.

  3. By mister baja
    On September 24, 2014 at

    so this is why her dad turned into a dirty white F*ggot?

  4. By JuXtapose
    On September 24, 2014 at

    I agree with the three commenters above. Janet you sound like the ultimate hater. Jessica’s legs are fierce, of course she should show them off, and the plaid is so loud it’s fun.

    The shoes are tired though, no one wears those “I’m so obviously a short chick” platforms.

  5. By Jimmy
    On September 24, 2014 at

    Jessica and her younger Sister have already been divorced once in their young lives. Her Father, a self proclaimed “Minister” left his wife for homosexual relations with a very young Man. This Woman should not be celebrated in any way as a role model.

  6. By JuXtapose
    On September 25, 2014 at

    Jimmy, sit down! If you’re attractive, it’s inevitable you will divorce at least once.

  7. By Strom
    On September 25, 2014 at

    Becca nailed it…she only get’s a fee for licensing her name. Nothing wrong with that and it’s no risk…but don’t make her out to be a business genius. Stupid clash in prints she has on.

    Is she known to have herpes, also?

  8. By Palermo
    On September 25, 2014 at

    Her calves are the envy of many a body builder. I’m sorry, but she looks like a man to me now.

  9. By MissEva
    On September 25, 2014 at

    I agree with Palermo. Those legs are hideously unfeminine.

  10. By ah-yuck
    On September 25, 2014 at

    Dunno, that security guy sure seems to be enjoying the view.

    Jessica looks good.

  11. By Twyla
    On September 25, 2014 at

    I think she’s had lap band surgery. She has not been this slender in a very long time; and yes, her calves are too muscular.

  12. By JuXtapose
    On September 25, 2014 at

    Twyla, how can you say she probably had lapband, those ppl who get that are fat and lazy and would never have Jessica’s muscle definition. Ppl in Hollywood can afford the best nutritionists and trainers, that’s why their bodies look nothing like the fatties who want to call out Jessica’s physique.

  13. By Kitty
    On September 25, 2014 at

    Becca is right. It’s not like the dimwit designs anything or even runs anything.

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