HEY READERS, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PHOTO OF CARDI B:
We captioned this excessive photo “TOO MUCH TOO SOON” but we have a feeling that you readers might come up with WAY better captions- so please leave your comments…
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DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE BECKHAMS?
LOVE this photo that David Beckham posted to celebrate 24 years of marriage to Victoria Beckham. When they married, Spice Girl Victoria was the rich and famous one – David was a shy ball player. They both look SO young in this photo. Four children later, David is still devoted to his wife, in spite of the fact that she has an almost two million dollar collection of Birkin bags!
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MADONNA: FORGET ABOUT THE GRAMMYS
When Madonna posts a photo of herself on social media, you just KNOW there’s a very specific reason. It’s not impulsive. We’re analyzing this recent pic to figure out what she’s thinking. First of all, it LOOKS like she’s not wearing makeup – and looks darn good. Also she wants you to note that the injection induced “facial swelling” that caused an uproar at the Grammys and had her griping about misogyny and ageism, is gone. We’re not sure about the shaggy red hair – is it real or a wig? Only time will tell…
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WHAT IS TOM HANKS THINKING?
Tom Hanks had an interesting look on his face when he appeared on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival for the premier of his Wes Anderson science fiction film Asteroid City. The movie, set in a desert town in the 50’s, got a six minute standing ovation and good reviews – the visuals are enough to make one swoon. Tom and Rita were standing close to costar Scarlett Johansson when Tom seemed to become rather upset. It turned out to be a non-situation, but Just for fun, can YOU provide a CAPTION for this odd photo? (be creative!)
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JOAN COLLINS WILL CELEBRATE TURNING 90 BY POSING NUDE!
Age defying Joan Collins is turning 90 next month (May 2023) and she has BIG plans to mark the milestone by posing NUDE! The last time Joan posed au naturel was in 1983 when she celebrated her 50th birthday by posing for Playboy. This time around, Joan’s not posing for a magazine, but for her husband Percy. A friend reveals Joan is as fit and fabulous as ever so she plans on showing off her remarkable figure with a nude spread. She’s already hired a female photographer to capture the tasteful yet sexy photos, and told Percy he can publish them if he so chooses. Will he or won’t he?
Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Joan and Percy at Craig’s in March
GUESS WHO’S LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND
Maybe the fact that she’s now single has inspired Madonna to fall back into old habits. You might remember, she had times in her life when nudity and shock value were very important to her- usually between boyfriends. Her fans had widely varying reactions to this questionable photo she posted and captioned “jet lag.” As usual there were guys drooling, but plenty of scolding, too. Some were gagging and called her a narcissist. Others feared this pic would “damage her legacy.” Others accused her of “trying way tooo hard” and suggested she “get help.” An older more practical fan commented “I cringe for your kids.” We’re guessing Madonna won’t read the negative comments, but we do hope she finds a boyfriend soon…
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KHLOE KARDASHIAN WANTS TO CHANGE HISTORY
This vintage photo of the Kardashians and Jenners appeared on Instagram and we can only IMAGINE how upset Khloe must be – because she wasn’t able to photoshop her face! Everybody looks fresh and natural. It’s only a matter of time before she has the picture removed. Unless, of course, she’s come up with a method for photoshopping vintage photos. When there’s an app for that, Khloe will get it first!
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TAKE MY PICTURE, PLEASE!
There’s ONE publicity hungry oddball on every important red carpet! Russian TV personality Elena Lenina makes it a habit to show up at the Cannes Film Festival every year in a crazier look than she had last year! Sometimes she has outrageously big hair and sometimes it’s her whole outfit. The Oscars used to have a B actress that turned up on the red carpet every year in a hideously sexy outfit. Usually she was turned away at the door (after being photographed nonstop) but with all their security, one wonders how she got THAT far. We’re not sure how Elena gets invited to Cannes events each year – she must have friends in high places.
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WILL THE REAL KHLOE KARDASHIAN PLEASE STAND UP!
SORRY – PHOTO REMOVED BY FORCE – KHLOE IS NOT SO NICE!
So THIS is the photo that’s driving Khloe Kardashian half-mad because it was posted BEFORE she could OK it or perform her photoshop magic on it. Apparently, this is the REAL Khloe, and it’s not half-bad. It was taken at Kris’s Palm Springs home at a family get-together this Easter Sunday and an assistant accidentally posted it. Before it could be removed, it leaked onto various websites and the Kardashians are screaming “Copyright infringement!” in hopes of SCARING everyone into taking it down. Is it really worth all this fuss? It’s BECAUSE of the fuss that this photo will probably follow Khloe around forever…
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